1 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:42,400 Hamish, you won't forget I want to buy flowers in penzance? 2 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,399 I shall throw them into Max's coffin. 3 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,519 Violets. 4 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,679 Wrong time of year, great aunt. You'll only get chrysanthemum. 5 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,039 Max hated chrysanthemums. 6 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:53,240 They made him sneeze. 7 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:57,399 They'll have violets at the shop in causewayhead. 8 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,079 Well, I'll... you must try. 9 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:02,079 Max bought some for Monika, from a barrow at Paddington 10 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:05,279 the night she tried to kill herself and we all dashed down to cornwall. 11 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,119 Hm. Nearly made us miss the train. Hm. 12 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:09,159 Silly really, they've have been grown in cornwall 13 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,199 and at very much this time of year. 14 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,720 Well, if you say so. 15 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,199 When you consider the horrors of war, 16 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,239 it's remarkable that it was Guinea pigs 17 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,760 which gave Monika of a breakdown. She giggles 18 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,639 Christ, what the hell are you doing here? 19 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:10,039 Where's Helena? I saw the front door. 20 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,159 Thought she'd forgotten about the blackout. 21 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,439 Tony! Steady on. 22 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:15,560 It's all right, calm down. 23 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,759 Give a chap a chance to breathe. 24 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,559 I went to Polly's. 25 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,679 There was no-one there, 26 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:24,000 so I came here and found it was unlocked. 27 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,480 I thought you were at school. 28 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:28,720 I was. 29 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:30,840 I ran away. 30 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,200 Ah. 31 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,039 What's been going on? 32 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:40,079 Not exams. A boy, is it? 33 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,680 No! It wasn't that. 34 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,159 They said... 35 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:48,799 ..They said I was in love with... 36 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,039 ..With miss Stevens. 37 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:54,039 How could I be with a woman? 38 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,359 It happens. 39 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,839 Does it? Well, men love men. 40 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:02,960 That's different. Yes. They go to prison, women don't. 41 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,159 The laws on sex are rather obfusc. 42 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:08,599 I wish I knew about sex. 43 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,559 What the girls say at school is patently untrue. 44 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,079 I long to know. 45 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:14,840 No. You'd laugh. 46 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:17,720 Oh, god, I'm tired. 47 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,040 Bed, then. 48 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,920 Where the hell of they all gone? 49 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,520 Drink up your milk and then find somewhere to tuck down. 50 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,719 I'll ring round and try to sort out what's going on. 51 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,560 Phone rings 52 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,319 Buck up, sophy, I'm whacked! 53 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:52,759 Did you speak to anyone? 54 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:56,479 No-one at home. We'll sort it out in the morning. 55 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,440 I'll kip down on the sofa. 56 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:03,000 I borrowed this. Do you think aunt Helena will mind? 57 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:10,040 She's got gallons of Chanel 5 in there and Elizabeth arden makeup. 58 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,039 And what do you think this is? 59 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,719 Where did you find it? 60 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:15,959 Is it medicinal? 61 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,959 You could say that. 62 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,440 Something like a truss. 63 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,359 For her bosom? 64 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:25,800 Put it back where it came from and go to bed. All right. 65 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:32,480 Oh, you stink! It's the scent! 66 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,640 I didn't mean to use so much. 67 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,719 Why don't you sleep in here if you're so tired? 68 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,079 Oh, for god's sake, sophy, 69 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,240 you're too old for this kind of thing. 70 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,799 Or perhaps I mean too young. 71 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:50,839 Sorry. 72 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,600 Doorbell rings 73 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,279 Who are you? You weren't at the party last night! 74 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,719 I'm a friend of Helena's. 75 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,599 I met her through Polly and calypso. My nieces? 76 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,279 Then you must be sophy's aunt. 77 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:09,559 She's upstairs. 78 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,599 Sophy's at school. 79 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:14,239 No, she's asleep in Helena's bed. Or was when I last saw her. 80 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,839 She ran away. 81 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,159 Has there been a fire? 82 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,080 I came to see Helena's daily. 83 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,800 Why did she run away? 84 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,439 I think she'd better tell you herself. 85 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,439 She was very upset last night. 86 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,079 She doesn't want to go back. 87 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,879 Wouldn't have run away if she wanted to stay. 88 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,000 No, I suppose... 89 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:37,599 Thank you. 90 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,880 I have to go and see calypso. I can take sophy with me. 91 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,199 You must be Oliver's mother. Yes! 92 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:47,239 How is Oliver? Oliver, did you say? 93 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,759 Oh, aunt Sarah! 94 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,639 How is Oliver? 95 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,279 I'm so glad to see you. 96 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,519 Well, dear, go and put a dressing gown on. 97 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,000 You'll catch cold in that thing. 98 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:01,000 Isn't it beautiful? I can't think where aunt Helena gets the coupons. 99 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,799 I'll make you some breakfast, 100 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,519 then we'll catch a bus and go and see calypso. 101 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,559 I gather something's happened to Hector. 102 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:12,000 If he's dead, Oliver will be delighted. 103 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,839 Dog barking 104 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:18,039 mind he dog mess! He's not been out yet. 105 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,559 I don't suppose he could last. It's long after 10. 106 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,639 I'll clean up presently. Mrs Welsh doesn't like him. 107 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,159 I thought you were at school, sophy? I ran away. 108 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:30,279 I was asked to leave mine. Accused of flirting with the gardener. 109 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:31,479 Spotty youth. 110 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,920 It was an insult to my intelligence. 111 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,759 You haven't heard, I suppose? Hector's dead, I had a telegram. 112 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,080 Oh, no, darling. 113 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,200 But I was coming to say... 114 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,759 ..We had a letter from Oliver. 115 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,359 How are his boils? 116 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,919 What boils? Oliver's. 117 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,919 Hector wrote and said Oliver had desert boils, didn't he tell you? 118 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,160 No. 119 00:06:58,040 --> 00:06:59,439 Is there anything I can do? 120 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,760 Oh, no, thanks, aunt, nothing at all. 121 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:05,319 When did you hear? Why haven't you... 122 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,039 Why haven't I told you all? 123 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,999 Rather be alone, I suppose. 124 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,480 Except I'm not alone. There's this bloody bulge. 125 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,280 Naturally you're upset. 126 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,319 Why can't they tell the truth? 127 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,279 "Missing, believed killed," they only say that 128 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:23,839 because they haven't found the body, just to prolong the agony! 129 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,720 Of course, when you love someone... 130 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,720 I don't know what love is. 131 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,119 I married Hector for his money. 132 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,279 He's made a will. Separate provision for the child if I marry again. 133 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:42,280 So once the bulge and I are separate, everything will be ok. 134 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,040 That about wraps it up. 135 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,439 I'll go and clean up that mess. 136 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,679 And take fling for a run. 137 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:54,160 Fling! His lead's in the hall! 138 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,919 Why don't you stay with me, sophy, love, 139 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:01,759 while they get used to the idea you're not going back? 140 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:04,719 Do you think they'll let me? Yes, I do. 141 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,559 Monika's tried to kill herself. Tony rang me before you came here. 142 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,120 Don't worry, she didn't succeed. 143 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:13,199 Aunt Helena will be smoothing things down in cornwall. 144 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:16,799 Aunt Sarah can't have you in Bart, she's busy with her wvs. 145 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,559 You stay here and amuse me. If only I could. 146 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,079 Well, you can! 147 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,759 We'll fix it. 148 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,999 What did you say about Monika? Aunt Sarah only said she was ill. 149 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,799 All Tony knows is she tried to jump off a cliff. 150 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,999 She wouldn't fall far. 151 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,400 The army blocked the terror run with barbed wire. 152 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,959 Was Tony drunk last night? No. 153 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,639 You were lucky. 154 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,359 Everybody's drinking. 155 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:42,440 It's the war. 156 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,080 At the moment, it makes me sick. 157 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:48,080 She gasps oh. 158 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,720 Here's one from Oliver! Is it? 159 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:57,040 Soon as I'm delivered of this lump, I shall go on a bender. 160 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,279 Do you want to read this? 161 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,880 But it's for you. That doesn't matter. 162 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:11,360 I'm going to take a bath and then we'll light the fire. 163 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:17,160 Can I really stay? 164 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,359 Of course! 165 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,520 The bulge and I will be pleased to have you. 166 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:25,800 I'll go and dress. 167 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:40,760 Oliver... 168 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,039 Man's voice echoes: Sophy! 169 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:06,760 You were listening? Yes. You shouldn't do that! 170 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,760 I happened to be here! I often am. 171 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:19,000 Oh, Max, that was wonderful. 172 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,600 Thanks for letting me come. 173 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,120 I'll never forget. 174 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,800 What's wrong? 175 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,359 Somebody told me before the rehearsal. 176 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,479 A friend has heard it. 177 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:38,160 Pauli is dead. Your son? 178 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,719 Are you sure it's true? 179 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,519 Yeah... i believe so. 180 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:46,519 There's a man in Vienna who makes deals with the Nazis 181 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,759 and from him he heard it. 182 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,319 Pauli was ill and he died. 183 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,240 He was in a place called dachau. 184 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,480 Oh, Max. 185 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,840 I'm sorry! 186 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,120 I've lost my son. 187 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,840 What can I say to Monika? 188 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,840 Why didn't we run away?! 189 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,400 He sighs was solls. 190 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,080 You heard the music. 191 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,119 Now... 192 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,760 ..I'll take you to calypso. 193 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,519 Hello?! Sophy?! 194 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,999 I'm raiding Hector's cellar! 195 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:37,279 News! The lord and master is alive and well in prison camp, 196 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,880 only slightly missing after all! She giggles 197 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,919 you're here in time to celebrate! Max! 198 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,400 Wunderbar! 199 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,200 Oh, a joy, my dear calypso. 200 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:54,599 Bubbly, nicht? I open this for you! Go into the kitchen! 201 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,080 Find some glasses. 202 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,719 What have you heard? 203 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:06,359 It appears Hector was on some stupid secret raid behind German lines. 204 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,439 I told him he was much too old for that kind of thing. 205 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,919 Then rommel had the same idea. 206 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,959 And had to go and... She laughs hysterically 207 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,239 so Hector and his pals caught it in the neck, 208 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,159 but the funny thing is... Champagne pops 209 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,479 bubbly! The funny thing is... what? 210 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:24,679 Laughing: Rommel's attack was codenamed midsummer night's dream! 211 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,119 Sommernachtstraum?! They laugh 212 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,999 what's funny about that? 213 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,680 Oh, no, you wouldn't understand. 214 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,160 Oliver would, though. 215 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,199 Anyway! 216 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,839 Here's to Hector! 217 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,040 And his bulge. 218 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,040 Prost. 219 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,880 Sophy. 220 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:04,000 Coming along, darling. It's only me. 221 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,799 I'm in the kitchen making tea. 222 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,559 Calypso, darling. 223 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,279 Mm. You still use mitsuka. 224 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,519 Not grey hair, not even a rinse. 225 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,119 How many years? 226 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,759 Why are you here? Why are you doing... 227 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,760 The funeral's tomorrow? 228 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,400 It doesn't show much, does it? 229 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,239 I thought I'd come the night before the wake. 230 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,319 I'll have to buy some booze. 231 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,679 Any idea who's coming? 232 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:48,919 Neighbours, I suppose, friends, other artists. 233 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:53,079 Hamish is bringing Helena. At her age! 234 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,599 Crikey. She enjoys funerals. 235 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,399 She was at Richard's and Monica's... 236 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,439 She even turned up at general peacham's. 237 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,759 Seems excessive. 238 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,799 I wanted to look round the house. 239 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:09,719 I suppose it will be sold now. Pauli won't want it. 240 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,760 I'm sure he doesn't. 241 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,359 Remember those holiday breakfasts. 242 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:19,319 Uncle Richard crumpling the times. 243 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,399 Monica's smartened things up a lot. 244 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,519 The bedrooms were always comfortable. Cold in winter. 245 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,120 Not since Max put in central heating. 246 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,280 This room had the finest view. Uncle Richard died in it. 247 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,360 I found him, uncle Richard. 248 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,600 Poor dux. 249 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,719 Back's gone again. 250 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,959 He was halfway down a rabbit hole. Yeah. 251 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,120 I'm buggered too. I'll get the vet tomorrow. 252 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:06,560 No good - can't move the legs. 253 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:12,600 Both done for. 254 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,760 I ask you. 255 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,839 Sophy, it is sophy, isn't it? 256 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:25,360 Yes. Closer. 257 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:31,799 Bury him with me. 258 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,080 You mean dux? 259 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:39,920 In a coffin. 260 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:48,119 Promise. Uncle Richard, I don't think I can... I'll stay with him. 261 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:51,000 He will rest now the dog is found. 262 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,520 Say... 263 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,080 I promise. 264 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,079 Urgh! 265 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,440 Sophy, look! 266 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,840 Did you know? 267 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,559 I never realised it was so beautiful. 268 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,079 He was busy making us feel beautiful. 269 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,240 No need to whisper. 270 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:31,839 He doesn't look his age. He's as old as aunt Helena. 271 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,959 Not quite. 272 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,279 Yes, one forgets. 273 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,720 My goodness, it's a long time. 274 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:45,199 We were an ignorant lot in those days. 275 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:49,199 Very. Who did you sleep with first? 276 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,599 Who was your first lover? 277 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,879 Mine was Hector. 278 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:57,600 Nobody believed it, but Hector was my first. 279 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,960 It didn't take me long to find he was the best, too. 280 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,559 Oh, I couldn't do that. 281 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:13,319 I couldn't even kiss Hector goodbye. 282 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,839 What's funny? 283 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,719 I just remembered Max smuggling the dog 284 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,959 into uncle Richard's coffin. 285 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,279 Why on earth did he do that?! 286 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,199 It's what he asked for when he was dying. 287 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,599 He made me promise. 288 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,119 Max tipped the undertaker to look the other way. 289 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,559 Oh! The old rogue. 290 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,079 He had compassion. 291 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:36,559 Oh! I am an idiot. Of course. 292 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,919 Oh, darling, I'm sorry. 293 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:44,799 Your first, was he? Hm. You too. 294 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,919 What a philanderer! 295 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,599 But faithful to Monica and Helena after his fashion. 296 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,879 If you like a menage a trois! 297 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,159 Country wife and town wife. 298 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:59,000 They were happy. Mm. 299 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,800 Shall we make that tea? 300 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,479 I wonder why they haven't closed the coffin. 301 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,999 Why the house is empty. 302 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,599 We'd better stay and keep him company. 303 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:18,839 Oh, I don't want to - I've got a room at the queens. 304 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:22,959 Somebody should stay until pauli comes. Oh, of course. 305 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,559 Oh, that's why it's open. 306 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,119 I've forgotten pauli. 307 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,399 Yeah, people do. 308 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,280 He isn't one of us, is he? 309 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:37,839 Come and spend the night at the queens, I'll pay. 310 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,239 We've so much to catch up on. Do. 311 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,320 It's been so many years. 312 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,079 Tell me something. 313 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:53,280 Did Hamish want to marry you? 314 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:57,119 I'm almost old enough to be his mother. 315 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,200 I was there, remember? 316 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:05,879 Urgh. 317 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:11,039 Help. We're in here. Help. Here. 318 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:17,080 Urgh. 319 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:23,439 Help. Help. We're in here. 320 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,880 Help. Here. 321 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,159 Where the hell have you been? 322 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:39,119 I wanted something to wrap the baby in. It's mrs rush's apron. 323 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,959 God. Here we go again. 324 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,760 Oh! 325 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,919 Fuck Hitler! 326 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,159 Bugger that bomb. 327 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,399 Hector would kill me for this. 328 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,279 I can hear them outside now. 329 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,839 They're getting closer. It won't be long. Urgh! 330 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:01,360 Urgh! 331 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:09,079 Argh! 332 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:13,159 I think it's coming. 333 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,239 Agh! 334 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,199 Hector's baby. 335 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,719 If you'd married him, you'd have been rich. 336 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,119 Didn't that tempt you? I like being rich. 337 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,359 Always have. 338 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:29,239 So you said. You said you didn't know what love was, but you lied. 339 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,920 Oh. 340 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,519 What makes you think that? 341 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,919 When Hamish was born, you gave yourself away. 342 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:40,039 Oh, I don't remember saying anything. 343 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,879 I remember yelling a lot. When you saw him. 344 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:48,360 When you looked at him, you said, "his balls are as big as Hector's." 345 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:54,119 Your voice. I've never seen a newborn baby. 346 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,879 It gave me a shock. 347 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,439 You sounded as if you loved him. 348 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,000 Fanciful. 349 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,679 Still haven't answered my question. 350 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:11,799 It wouldn't have worked. Too young to know his own mind? Of course. 351 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,759 He never married anyone else. 352 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,559 Time enough. 353 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,759 But we might have got on, 354 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:23,959 you and me, you could have provided me with a grandchild. 355 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,719 Hector would have liked that. 356 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:31,080 Cousins? Not too close, Walter was too close. 357 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,000 And Oliver. 358 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,679 Does he ever come to england? 359 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:45,599 I wouldn't know. Tax dodging, I suppose. 360 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,839 The famous author. 361 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,320 I never liked his books. 362 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:57,039 Sure you won't come to queens? It's comfortable. 363 00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,960 Thanks. I've got to go and buy that booze before they shut. 364 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,560 See you in church tomorrow, love. 365 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:13,439 Curious, they should have both died in that house. 366 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,799 Who? What both? 367 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,399 My husband, Richard, my lover Max. 368 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,879 I sold it to Max after Richard died. 369 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,399 I had the London houses. 370 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,799 Richard called me a fool to buy them in the blitz. 371 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,600 £2,000, the pair of them. As little as that? 372 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,640 Good, I want to refill this and go to the lavatory. 373 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,079 Can I help? 374 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,120 I'm not entirely senile. 375 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,959 Get that filled. I like vat 69. 376 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,760 Right. 377 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,199 I'll see you in the bar then. 378 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,999 Oh, look, that's Polly's car. 379 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,359 She's driving Iris and James down. 380 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:16,920 We can all arrive together. 381 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,919 Well, look who's here. 382 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,919 Oh. 383 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,719 Hello, James. 384 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,600 Can I buy you one? 385 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,199 I'm driving the last lap. 386 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,319 Mother and Iris are in the loo. 387 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,759 With great-aunt Helena. 388 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,719 Quite a journey. 389 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,359 She's been reminiscing. 390 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:57,519 So has mother. That's what happens at funerals. 391 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,439 Any cat out of bags? 392 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:03,479 Not exactly. Tiny clarification. 393 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,439 About our backgrounds. 394 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,199 Oh? Aren't they pretty stable? 395 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:12,639 Considering us all, I'd say they were remarkably stable. 396 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,439 What are you on about? 397 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,719 We have two fathers. You have none. 398 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,919 I had one to start with. He died. 399 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,999 Not divorced or anything. Yours never married. 400 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,079 Oh, come on, how could they? 401 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,280 Yours were awfully conventional, devotion until death. 402 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,319 Are you suggesting my mother loved my father? 403 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,959 Why? Do you resent that? 404 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,959 Hello, Hamish. 405 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,040 Hello. I met Helena in the loo. 406 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,319 What are you two wrangling about? 407 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,959 Parents. Oh. 408 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,319 I'd like a gin and tonic if anyone will buy me one. 409 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,119 Yes, of course. A gin and tonic, please. 410 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:52,079 Your... your fathers, are they coming, by the way. 411 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,039 They may not be back in time. 412 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,959 They're in vichy. Oh. 413 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,279 I think the less said about that, the better. 414 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:02,239 It's a lesson I've learned the hard way, having two small children. Mm. 415 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,559 What I'm dreading on this occasion is being stuck with pauli. 416 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,399 I hope to god he isn't staying at the queen's. 417 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,600 Who isn't? 418 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,600 Hello, aunt Polly. 419 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,759 The dreaded pauli. 420 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,559 Yes. Poor old Max is dead and pauli lives. 421 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,919 The ways of divine Providence are pretty quirky. 422 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,960 Anybody need a drink? 423 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,320 Ah! 424 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,199 Oh. 425 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,559 Oh, poor darling. Sorry. 426 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,440 Did I set fire to you? 427 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,160 Door shuts 428 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,879 Hello? 429 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,879 Erstweiler, pauli erstweiler. 430 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,960 I have finished here. You may close the coffin now. 431 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,120 Yeah, yeah. 2.30 tomorrow. 432 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,480 What? Yes. 433 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,199 Yes, the house will be for sale. 434 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,599 Do you know of a buyer? 435 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,799 Tomorrow, then. Thank you. 436 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,520 Tomorrow will do. 437 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,720 Door shuts 438 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,760 Sophy? 439 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,799 Are you still here? 440 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,119 Can you give me a hand? I bought the booze for tomorrow. 441 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,840 Help me unload the car. 442 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,559 Goodness, champagne. 443 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,479 You remember he called it "bubbly"? 444 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,839 Remember the night we celebrated over Hector? 445 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,319 Very well. 446 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,559 So, I thought we'd have bubbly tomorrow. 447 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,160 He'd like that. 448 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,639 Guess who I saw in town? 449 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,879 Pauli. He's been here. I hid. 450 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,799 Oh, I don't blame you. He's a right sod. 451 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,400 Can you managed that? Yes. 452 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,999 He made a pass at me once. 453 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,719 I slept with him. What? 454 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,399 How could you? 455 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,399 In dachau, his hands were crushed by the guards. 456 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,320 I thought I'd teach him how to love. 457 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:12,680 Hmm. 458 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,039 But, darling, you love Oliver. 459 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,719 You always did. 460 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,639 As a child. 461 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,239 How did you know? We all knew. 462 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,119 Your enigmatic little face. 463 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,679 Your eyes. 464 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,079 Oliver's such an ass. 465 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,800 Have you seen him lately? Not for years. 466 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,479 Both his wives, awful. 467 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,480 Any more of these? There's some stuff in the car. 468 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,960 He got over me years and years ago. 469 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:54,519 When we've finished unloading, I'm going to take you out to dinner. 470 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,559 I thought I'd stay the night. 471 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,159 Why? 472 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,479 Max is all alone. There's food in the fridge. 473 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,279 But suppose he comes back? 474 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,320 Pauli. He won't. 475 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:09,160 I heard him tell the undertaker, he said the house is up for sale. 476 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,840 Not that it matters any more. 477 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,239 Oliver. 478 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,920 The camomile lawn. 479 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,839 Do you think it smells now? 480 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,360 Faintly. 481 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,600 I'll keep you company. 482 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,360 Let's crack a bottle of Max's bubbly. 483 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,480 Oh, careful. 484 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:17,280 Thunder rumbles 485 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:28,800 Violins play 486 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:44,559 Who are the players? Max's master class. 487 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,240 We shall have music. 488 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,400 Coughing 489 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:18,040 Door opens and wind howls 490 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,879 I am the resurrection and the life said the lord. 491 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:34,399 He that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live. 492 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:38,919 Ad whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. 493 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,919 We brought nothing into this world and it is certain that we can 494 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,719 carry nothing out. 495 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:48,799 The lord gave and the lord hath taken away. 496 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:49,840 Please sit. 497 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,519 Today, we celebrate the life 498 00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:03,639 and we commend to god the spirit 499 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,880 of a great artist. 500 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,920 Hymn 501 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,199 Oh, death, where is thy sting? 502 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,319 Oh, grave, where is thy victory? 503 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,039 Whispering: Was Max a protestant? I haven't the foggiest. 504 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,279 He must have been something. 505 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,320 If he was a catholic, this is all wrong. Too late now. Shut up. 506 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:41,159 Thanks be to god... aunt Helena, was Max a protestant or a catholic? 507 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,599 Jew. Why do us ask? Because this is... not practising. Hush! 508 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,479 Hush yourself. You started it. 509 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,279 Be steadfast, unmoveable, 510 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,439 always abounding in the work of the lord. 511 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:56,280 Bittersweet music plays 512 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:24,919 Man that is born of a woman hath but a short time to live, 513 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:29,800 and is full of misery. He cometh up and is cut down like a flower. 514 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,639 In the midst of life, we are in death. 515 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:37,159 Of whom may we seek for succour, but of thee, o lord, 516 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,320 who for our sins are justly displeased? 517 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,839 Thou knowest, lord, the secrets of our hearts. 518 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,479 Good god. Sophy. 519 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:52,479 We therefore commit his body to the ground, earth to earth, 520 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,359 ashes to ashes, dust to dust, 521 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,559 but in sure and certain hope of the resurrection 522 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:00,760 to eternal life. 523 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,440 Can you give me a lift? 524 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,439 Of course. 525 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,080 Don't you have a car? No. 526 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,240 I came by train. 527 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,519 They filled in the harbour. Yes, a very long time ago. 528 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:22,439 Sophy, you will come back to the house, of course? 529 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,199 Well, I was... you must come. 530 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,759 Calypso has provided drinks. Polly, food. 531 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,439 This is Oliver ansty. 532 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,959 I have, of course, heard of you. You will come, too. 533 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,959 Helena will be there, I suppose? 534 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,120 Yes. We'll come. 535 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,599 Blast him. He looked so pleased. 536 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,240 I think what uncle Richard would call a bounder. 537 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,039 God, my feet are freezing. 538 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,720 I must change my shoes. 539 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,320 Where are the shoes? They're on the backseat. 540 00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,399 Thanks. 541 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,279 You haven't changed 542 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,600 like all the others. We've grown old. 543 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,360 Not that. I don't mean looks. 544 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,759 Aunt Helena's drunk. 545 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,520 Better get to the house. 546 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,040 Bastard! Inviting her back to her own house! 547 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,439 Damn! 548 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,160 She sighs 549 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,280 listen. 550 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,880 Roll down your window. 551 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:53,400 Birdsong 552 00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:20,919 I suppose we have to go to this wake? 553 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,759 I want to see aunt Helena's all right. 554 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,319 Aunt Helena is made of sterner stuff than us. 555 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:27,360 She's tone-deaf. 556 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,879 You know, a friend of mine watched her read war and peace 557 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,839 during the whole of Max's most brilliant performances 558 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,600 in the Beethoven violin concerto. 559 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,080 Bully for her! 560 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:51,359 I had no idea so many people would come. 561 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,680 Let's walk around. 562 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,719 He laughs 563 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:11,759 gosh! I haven't been here since that last holiday 564 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,799 before the war. 565 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,039 Where was it we ran? 566 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,519 The path was wired off during the war. 567 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:19,799 It's all overgrown. 568 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,680 The national trust made this new one. 569 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,280 I had vertigo, I was... I was terrified! 570 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,719 I was frightened, too. 571 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,560 I just did it to show off, to gain attention. 572 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,280 Let me give you a hand. 573 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,599 Does it still smell? He sniffs 574 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,640 of course. 575 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:12,600 Is sophy married? Good lord, no. Not for want of offers. 576 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,200 I've been abroad so long, I'm out of touch. 577 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:23,479 I'm a great admirer of yours, actually. 578 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,840 I've read all your novels. 579 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,399 I suppose you can't come home 580 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,199 because of the tax. Tax? 581 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,879 Income tax. 582 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,199 No, I'm not that kind of writer. 583 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,400 Surprised you can read. You're calypso's son, are you? 584 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,799 Yes, I am. Your father was supposed to be killed in the war. 585 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,999 Well, he fucked that up like everything else. 586 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,039 Upset me at the time. Seems a joke now. 587 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,240 I liked your father. Went labour, started planting trees. 588 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,759 When calypso married him, we all thought... 589 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:03,960 Thought what? 590 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,959 We all thought what a cunt she was to marry him for his money. 591 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,479 You... I... 592 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:11,520 Ah! 593 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:18,119 Now, now, now, what is going on? 594 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,519 Are you squabbling? Oh, we can't have that. 595 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,559 He said... I said you married my money. 596 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:27,119 So I did. Wisest thing I ever did. 597 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,319 Married for money. 598 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,440 Then fell in love. 599 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:39,879 Why did you never tell me? Why did you keep this a bloody 600 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,399 secret? You never let on. 601 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:46,759 Why did we suffer? You're drunk. Go and eat something oily. 602 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,520 You're making an exhibition. 603 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,279 Have you got any children, Ollie? 604 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,479 No. But you married. 605 00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,279 Twice. Oh, goodness. I'd forgotten. 606 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,279 Are you still married now? 607 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,879 No. 608 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,999 Are you happy? 609 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,359 Are you? What happened to your face? 610 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,599 I had a little stroke. 611 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,759 Yes, thanks. 612 00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:16,799 Well, as happy as it's possible to be. Where do you live now? 613 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:17,919 Abroad. 614 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,799 All right. Don't tell me. 615 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,479 Polly's grown very fat and respectable. 616 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,720 Spread a little. She's happy, too. 617 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,799 Who is the father of...? James and Iris. 618 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,999 I've never asked. Why don't you? 619 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,320 We never dared. 620 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,840 Fancy you turning up. Remember me? Tony wood. 621 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,679 We first met on the doorstep of Polly's house. 622 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,519 Yes, I remember. 623 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,439 Have you seen sophy? Helena wants her. 624 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,719 No. She was here. 625 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:53,680 We came back from the church together. 626 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,840 What an exquisite child she was. One almost... 627 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,159 Have you met Peter? 628 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,319 Peter and I have a shop in Brighton, antiques and objet. Peter, 629 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,639 this is Oliver ansty. You love his books. 630 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,079 Do I? Do I? 631 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,479 Yes, you do. 632 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,519 Now, what about another drink and some of that lovely 633 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:11,680 nosh Polly brought? 634 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:21,039 It will sell very well as a hotel. 635 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:25,439 My father's name also will attract. It is in a unique position. 636 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:29,439 Put in a pool, dig up the lawn... Plastic chairs and tubs 637 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,039 of fake flowers? 638 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,960 One needs planning permission so much as national trust. 639 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,399 Ollie, we're looking for sophy. 640 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,799 It's getting late and Helena wants to see her before she leaves. 641 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,759 I know. I can't see her anywhere. 642 00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,279 I'll look upstairs. 643 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,360 Thanks. 644 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:49,240 Sophy, Helena wants you. 645 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,520 Oh, what does she want? 646 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,680 Are you leaving tonight? 647 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,640 Mm? Yes, very soon. 648 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,279 Why are you here? 649 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,240 You didn't come to the other funerals. 650 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,720 I thought I'd get some ideas for a book I'm writing. 651 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,320 Stupid, old me. 652 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,880 Why are you up here? 653 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:31,319 I used to climb along that branch. And eavesdrop. 654 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,600 Will you give me a lift back to London? 655 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,599 We could have a meal at the red lion in truro. 656 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,319 They pulled it down. It's gone. 657 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,119 Oh, no? 658 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:44,160 Oh, yes. 659 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,839 Pauli's going to dip up the lawn. It belongs to him now. 660 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,959 You shouldn't have come back. It's worse for you. 661 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,959 The lovely harbour's been turned into a bloody great car park. 662 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,359 Well, you could get off the train, 663 00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,279 you could hear the water lapping against the quay. 664 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,679 I must go to Helena. 665 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,079 She planted the lawn! 666 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:03,600 I know. Please, Oliver! 667 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,159 I'm afraid I've got jumbo in the country. 668 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:14,799 You'll have to phone for a taxi. 669 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,479 But you didn't write him? Of course I have. 670 00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,079 I'm not senile yet. 671 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,320 That's all right. 672 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,399 What's the secret? 673 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:27,640 Don't keep moving away. You didn't used to be so elusive. 674 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,959 She wants her ashes dug into Max and Monika's grave. 675 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,959 Good lord! 676 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,919 Well, why not uncle Richard's? He's got his dog, didn't you know? 677 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,519 It's what Max and Monica would want. 678 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,079 Uncle Richard wouldn't want her. 679 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,799 Why are you so surprised? 680 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,720 You used not to be so conventional. 681 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,080 I was. 682 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,239 He mumbles 683 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,679 even the red lion's gone. 684 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,839 How about oysters somewhere near the helford river? 685 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,760 We could... I don't know. 686 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,039 You don't know what? I don't know anything any more. 687 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:08,239 We'll go somewhere where neither of us have ever been. 688 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:09,800 You're upset. 689 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:12,280 I caught a chill! 690 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,239 I must go. I'm coming with you. 691 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:17,679 No. 692 00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,319 Where's your wife? 693 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:20,760 What wife? 694 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,360 I married twice. 695 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,560 Calypso lookalikes. Neither worked. 696 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,239 What about you? 697 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:40,679 I heard rumours... I dare say you did. Let me go. 698 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,399 We're not children. 60 and more. 699 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,759 You? 50... 700 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:46,800 Oh, look. 701 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,120 Goodbye, pauli. 702 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:52,440 I'm sorry. 703 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:54,960 For what? 704 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:01,920 I forget what I was going to say. 705 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:14,079 You'd better come with us. You don't want to get breathalysed. 706 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,160 What about my car? 707 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,879 Run after them, dear boy, and give them this. 708 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,519 It will help them through some awkward moments. 709 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:39,760 And look sharp about it! 710 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:01,360 Oh, god. 711 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,800 You? No, no, thank you. 712 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:27,239 Once you hid behind the curtains of the red room and I took 713 00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:28,800 you to bed to warm you. 714 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,480 You smelled of soap. 715 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,920 A rather nice soap. 716 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:41,640 I wonder what it was. 717 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,720 Rose geranium. 718 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,879 When you were still asleep, 719 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,240 I put you back in your own room. 720 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,400 Do you remember? No. 721 00:48:58,480 --> 00:48:59,520 No. 722 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,560 You liar. 723 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,999 Funny, little girl you were. 724 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,719 Over 45 years ago. 725 00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:11,760 So... 726 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,240 So, now we have whatever's left to catch up. 727 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,040 What do you say? 728 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,119 We can't. 729 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,280 Why not? I'm terrified. 730 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,119 What makes you think I'm not afraid, too? 731 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,360 Here, whisky. Do your cold good. 732 00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,119 I don't feel anything any more. 733 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,160 I don't know you now. I'm old and so are you. 734 00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:50,160 I admit there's been a considerable gap in our relationship. 735 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,520 If you're thinking of calypso... 736 00:49:55,640 --> 00:50:00,519 ..It was like loving Greta garbo or Marilyn Monroe. 737 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:04,000 A sort of measles. A very long attack. 738 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:07,880 All right. A very long attack. 739 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,320 Oh! 740 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,640 I'm sorry to keep sneezing like this. 741 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:19,600 I caught cold at the churchyard looking at the graves. 742 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,480 I was beginning to think you were allergic to me. 743 00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:26,960 Not that. 744 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,720 Do you feel something? 745 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,440 I'm terribly hungry. 746 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,480 I couldn't eat anything at the wake. 747 00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:41,599 All right, then. Let's go and find some oysters. 748 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,319 There must be somewhere we can eat on our way. 749 00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,039 We have no way, we know nothing about each other, 750 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,800 there's an enormous gap! 751 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,520 Then start the bloody car and let's see what we can do about filling it! 752 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:07,279 You know, we risk making ourselves the object of ridicule. 753 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,200 That's a risk we have to take. 754 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,600 It comes with being born!